Having recently poked myself in the eye while hunting fuzzy-wuzzy Soul Leeches, I now have to wear a very unattractive eye-patch, so I have been spending all of my time inside my hovel until it heals. I don't consider myself to be especially vain but I just look absolutely ridiculous. I envy Pirates. They look ferocious and styling. I on the otherhand... well, you'll never know, now will you?


Signed by yours truly,
the clumsiet rogue to ever roam Valorn