Tuesday, 27 December 2022
How exactly does one give change of a silver, anyway?
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Looking forward to new socks this Winters Warming, because somewhere along the way I lost my socks! Not sure how, guess some critter has a nice purple nest somewhere in the lands.
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Monday, 26 December 2022
BB <3 BB
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Thursday, 22 December 2022
It's kind of hilarious watching someone try to fit their entire vocabulary into one sentence.
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Monday, 19 December 2022
Sticks & stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
(Wishing you all that you deserve, sweeties!)
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Sunday, 04 December 2022
When will people learn that rocks/stones are bad? Nothing good ever came from one, only death.
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Monday, 28 November 2022
Winter Warmings coming up, in a cycle or two...wonder who I can snuggle with before the fire?
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Monday, 03 October 2022
It's October 3rd.
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Tuesday, 20 September 2022
My List of Nemises
1. Avery the Greengrocer
2. Clement Fiddleford
3. The Man.
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Friday, 09 September 2022
That RoK pumpkin patch is too much hassle. Why go through so much bother growing your own, when you can buy a pumpkin from Avery for the bargain price of 18 plat and 4 silvers?!
This Juicytruth was brought to you by Avery the Greengrocer. Bringing high quality merchandise from field, to you!
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Wednesday, 27 April 2022
If Low ever offers you a BLT, the answer should always be, "No."
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Thursday, 24 March 2022
Dug isn't really a potato. He's really just a massive gourd tuber.
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Saturday, 19 February 2022
I finally got my hair cut.
I look smart. Better than that crummy Avedis ever dreamed!
Next on my list to knock off his stupid pedestal is that insufferable Jobe Thaniel Steward.
But first, I need to get my hands on his magical eye liner.
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Monday, 14 February 2022
This Valentines, I thot of you <3 ^^ xxx
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Thursday, 20 January 2022
Raffe Rychmin can't play out this Winter's Warming, he's too busy eating Turkish delight in Narnia.
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Tuesday, 18 January 2022
Bifrost has more daddy issues than a temple full of Ben's clerics' daughters.
And he eats troll bogies.
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I wish everything could be flowers and rainbows, and everyone be happy. I just have too many feelings. Can't we all just get along?
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Those people that never leave the Inn smell like they never leave the Inn!
Why bother saying 'get a life' to zombies?!?
Kill me now if I am ever forced to sit at their table.
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Johan Valentin is a grotsky little byotch.
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Saturday, 15 January 2022
That RoK's Dragon Ball is so hot FETCH right now.
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Tuesday, 11 January 2022
Bifrost Janger's Winter's Warming Resolution should be to attend an event without starting an argument with another attendee. The grumpy little cow.
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Sunday, 09 January 2022
Enanek Trabbeg is the cutest thing with a protractor. He can point my angles any turn!
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Saturday, 08 January 2022
Welcome to Juicytruth.
Can you handle the truth?
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