The Key

What to write... what to write. Oh you newbs are quite a messy bunch. All you all do, s glance at a bottle, and drink it. Then i have to get out of bed and mop up the goop you have turned into. As though that weren't enough, I even have to get my thinking cap on, and yes, a thinking cap, don't judge. Then i have to spend time in the factory figuring out a potion to turn you back to normal. Such a drag! Only if you all followed directions, things would be much easier. Well, there is your first lesson, follow directions! From there, if you wish not to turn into my lively, or more like unliving friends here, follow the key to survival! *scribbles angerly* Which is, if you all have not yet read, carry a stash of potions with you! *finishes with a rush and slams the journal shut with a sigh, before going back to bed* ps... Please do not disturb, or else next time i will not second think, and leave the next swamp puddle alone.