Lazy lazy lazy. Dunno what ta be durin wit me self these turns. Too tired for much o' anythin.

Even crystal farmin and kickin' aboot soul stones from the wall. Usually be lovin' kickin' thangs 'round under that wall. Me be time fer some experiments back home.

Still waitin fer me pet hen. Well she ain't jest mine but be needin' them eggs....fer somethin'....

Me big hairy friend be gone. I eated all them treats fer him so he could mebbe get some cool stuffs. Gave meself a bad belly ache, an' fer what? He went off fer love an' got his self broked. Ya big lovable dummy, be wantin' ta stomp on yer feet an' break yer toes. Sumthin' ta make ye stay before ye could even go.

Poor Tasha dun' be understandin' much about nothin', an' never be understandin' nuttin' aboot love. But got me two eyeballs an' be seein' how much it be hurtin' people an' makin' 'em cry an' wither away like dyin' flowers. Dun be gettin' teh point. Am glad ta' stay far, far away. Be too tough fer all that rubbish.

Love be stoopid. Rocks be better friends. Rocks dun' be hurtin' ye. Unless they fall on yer head. Rocks dun' be promisin' ye fer ever, only ta' leave ye the same turn. Actually, rocks dun' be talkin' too much at all.
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Got ta' chatter wit Dark fer a while in Milltown. Was a fun time as always - she be such a good friend ta loud an' lazy Tasha. We funned 'round fer a bit then I met Edana, or Edena...poor Tasha never been no good at spellin' and anunciatin' things.

Been thinkin' aboot givin' Franco a face but it cant be nuttin ' permanent coz we all have different faces fer different feelins - even Franco.

And Low be back and teasin' me fer lookin' too purply! Mebbe Tasha should tell him back that his head be too shiny!
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Be hearin' Lu woke recently. Sad ta have been missin' her since she be me bestest buddy an' all that stuff but happy she be durin' good! Well, be hopin' she be durin' good. Seems like that is so from talkin' ta the kin folks.

I wonder iffin' she and Kel be havin' any time ta catch up since they be old friends and all. Dun' really matter I reckon coz et' been so good ta know they both be alive an hopefully well.

BLAST!! Got me a cramp now from a writtin' so much. Back ta bein' a lazy poofer!
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Tasha be hearin' her best sponsor and friend Lu be aboot these lands recently. 'et be a miracle, fer sure!!! Mebbe they only be teasin' poor Tasha. Gots ta see this wit me own eyeballs....
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Been lazy is as lazy does but am sure that be no surprise to anyone knowin' who be Tasha. Some say I aint as lazy as I claim, or so I be told, bein' that I done lots of helpin' in raids and iffin' someone be askin' fer assistance. Dunno why anyone in the right mind be wantin Tasha fer help, but I cant claim 'et dont feel nice ta be useful.

Been havin' some minor disasters while tryin' to master me secret sauces. Nuttin' a little acid slime or digested metal bits can't be fixin...and by fixin' I mean coverin' up...
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Et been so long since I wrote in this poor ol' book! Et be covered in cobwebs and sauce crusts and other questionable type stuff!
This lazy poofer be trainin'. Just a little. Killed me a red guardian who in his fear of me dropped a red crystal! I be so excited I ran to turn et in. Et was a duplicate. GGRR!

But how can a girl be sad when she be sportin' such fine new attire! Thankee Mildred!
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Oooh, giant bouncin' fruit! Where ya be???
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What be this??? 'Et be a dusty 'lil book of mine! I keep loosin' 'et fer cryin' out loud! Then 'et be showin' up in the most random of all places!! In me pack this time! Imagine that why dun' ye. Be goin' to get some secret ingredients fer me secret gremlin leg sauce (dun' ya even be askin' fer I wont be tellin' and ya rightly do not want to be knowin'. Take my word fer it!!) an'why there 'et be. Coated in dust and other questionable bits.

I guess I gots lots I could be writtin' into this thing. All about the happy new guild and the new peoples in 'et and what be happenin' in the lands and me new spells and stuffs, but I be tired and a lazy puffer and I just dun' be havin' the brain powers fer it all right now. Mebbe later. Iffin' I remember. I prolly wont though, so dun' be holdin' yer breath too long. Poor Tasha dun' wanna be responsible fer ya death.

Now where has that warrior been at? I be missin' him. Not that I care much, really...I dun'.
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My friends are all sad 'an there seems to be not all that much poor Tasha can do but fer to listen. I do not know what happened really, but fer what I read and the little I been told, but I do know my friend is hurtin' an' that I willl be right there fer him 'ta help if there is anything at all that I can do. I hope he knows he just needs 'ta ask! An' if thats just to sgare some ales or to puff out of his site and let him be, well I reckon I can do that as well.

Random thougt here.
I kissed the rogue. I must be crazier then I be thinkin' I were!!!

Gee. I fergot I even had this, book. I dont even rummage much in my bag, that be how lazy I be!!

Pallas be sad, and I dont really like 'et. Makes me feel ... bad. I dunno what I can be doin', really.
His hand looks infected, he best see a healer or a cleric, like he told me he would.

There be a rogue I been thinkin' about as of late. Not the above mentioned rogue, either, so keep yer pantaloons and knickers on! I hope I see 'em soon. He makes me laugh an I need a laugh right aboot now. That be fer sure!

'Et be a time since I be unlazy enough ta be writin' 'en here. I somehow gained all my gold 'chants and a few orange 'chants. I dont even be tryin' all that hard! But 'et be real fun seeing them scrolls crumble and I feel the new powers surgin' through me. Makes me feel like I aint the total failure my family that gave me the boot be thinkin' I am. Just because I dont be conformin' to their dark caster ways - I be more different then they be. I think most humans are borin' but that dont mean they need to be bein' harmed. So 'et 'es just as well I be disowned from 'em. I even be meetin' people I bne really likin. I got me a new friend, his name is Kar and he be so nice ta me. 'En I be likin' ta spend time with him, for some weird reasons. Just like Lu and Bryggy and me guild mates. So, I aint perfect by any means, and I still be very rough 'round the edges, but I be tryin' real hard. So iffin' ya see me turn a bird into smoke, dont scream at me - 'et just because I cant be helpin' 'et, but I be learnin' and tryin'!

I be gettin' two dups and I aint happy.

But me best friens is Lor' Bobo. he be so good to me. Os, too, 'an I secretly be likin' Os more ... but dont be tellin' Bobo!

I be findin' three new 'chants and a new level the last day. 'Et be so much fun. That be why I be doin' 'et. If it be feelin' like work, I wouldna be doin' much o' nothin'!!

~spins an orb on her fingertips and sneers~

I be gainin' a new level and be gettin' me enchanted skull helm the last day. Thanks to Lucy for all her 'chants on me. For a lazy puffer, I sure be doin' alot. I also be makin' a new pal who I really like. His name be Os, well that be what I be callin' him, and I be likin' him alot. Just dont go tellin' no one, book O' mine.

~eyees her book accusingly~

Cream Puffer is still as wussy as ever. One day soon Corpse Mangler is gonna be breakin' Cream Puffer in half and tossin' him to the rabin sharks.

I almost be fer'getin' that I be havin' this book!!!

Someone commented at me earlier fer talkin' to me staff and to me spear. I do not rightly be knowin' why. I be yellin' at me staff and callin' it a bloody wimpster and I be prasin' me beloved spear, 'Corpse Mangler' for bein' so tough and I be sayin' ta me staff, 'Cream Puffer', that it could be learnin' a thing or two from me spear.

That be weird ta some? ~scratches her head and shrugs~

I be guessin' it must be. Well, I aint gonna get me' magical pantaloons in a bunch over it, that be fer' sure!!

I be fer'gettin' how nice me friends are. Lu, Bryggie. Kias who be eatin' scorpion stingers wit me and Pallas be eatin' gremlin. They be claimin' 'et be tastin' good, but I think they be lyin' ta impress me.

I be meetin' Lilac ta'day in the puffers place. She be sweet, she be 'an I be likin' her, even if she did be thinkin' me hair was gross all coated in blood and guts, but 'et be okay.

I still be unhappy 'bout loosin' me old parchments. I be thinkin' someone be settin' them on fire while I be sleepin' but if they hadda been, I be sure i'd be knowin it ...

...and they be havin' a mouthful of me roasted gremlin

...unless like me thats a good thing...i dont rightly think most be thinkin' so though...

*sneers a bit*

So Ihad been sayin' I be gaining enchants kinda fast before, but since a lazy puffer I be, I be stoppin' for a while, but I think me best get back out there ... eventully, I reckon...

But I be tired, and not in the mood, and me spear needs cleaning...

I got lots of excuses, when I need 'em

Someth'in odd be happenin' and me old book. I was tryin' ta fix somethin' and it got so messed up me had to throw it away it and be startin' over.

Hopefully this time I dont be messin' me templetes up!

*scowls*