Tuesday, 18 April 2017
[COLOR=saddlebrown][FONT=Times]Since my hunt in these blasted tombs for guardians ain't going so well I figured I'll take a break and amuse myself with some old funnies I've heard along the way.
The warrior returned to the king's castle with prisoners, bags of gold and other riches from his victories. "Tell me of your battles," said the king. "Well, sire, I have been robbing and stealing on your behalf for many, many turns now, burning all of the villages of your enemies in the north." The king was horrified. "But I have no enemies in the north," he said. "Well," said the warrior, "you do now."
A young cleric prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the cleric, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the cleric and commanded him: "Cleric, tell me when you will die!" The cleric realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days later."
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince.
In days of old, when adventurers were bold, before loos were invented, they left their load along the road and walked away contented
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The warrior returned to the king's castle with prisoners, bags of gold and other riches from his victories. "Tell me of your battles," said the king. "Well, sire, I have been robbing and stealing on your behalf for many, many turns now, burning all of the villages of your enemies in the north." The king was horrified. "But I have no enemies in the north," he said. "Well," said the warrior, "you do now."
A young cleric prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the cleric, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman's death. He summoned the cleric and commanded him: "Cleric, tell me when you will die!" The cleric realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately, no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days later."
How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince.
In days of old, when adventurers were bold, before loos were invented, they left their load along the road and walked away contented
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