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Drink and Poof: a potion
Drink and Poof: a potion
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Sunday, 10 April 2016
Lesson Two

Not again, did those bloody bells of Balthy's boots come in here again. They even took my Lemon Tart holder!!! What an atrocity, and all I tried to do is be an honest salesman. They couldn't have taken my meat liquidizer or my nose borrower or... even my ant leg pointer... oh no, they had to take my Lemon Tart Holder! Hope they are tied to a life monument somewhere, because when i get my potions on them...*2 hours later*
Sorry for the late continuation, I... *a tear runs down the page smearing some of the writing* I fainted from the shock of my Lemon tart holder vanishing with my 10 pounds worth of tarts. Not much of a cryer... but I think i may have drunk the wrong potion, mistaking the waterfall Potion for my head relieving one. My friend tells me that a knife is better than a potion for a head-ache remover rather than a potion... but I disagree... but back on track. So rule number two? Always label your potions! Oh and... if you ever get a Lemon Tart holder, be kind enough and bring me one, thank you, be here from the 12th marc to... oh never mind, just drop it off at the front desk. You may just get a free potion that would make you go wild, totally worth it if you ask me!
The Potion Master posted @ 00:30 - Link - comments
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